ONE LEAGUE. ONE CHAMPION.

2022CHAMP.

ERIC KOSKYTIANA THE TICKET THIEF

Eric tipping his cowboy hat, embroidered Tiana the Ticket Thief, Champ
YOUR 2022 CHAMPIONTHE TICKET THIEF.
FINALTHE CHAMPIONSHIPW17
Tiana the Ticket ThiefERIC159.36Glitz and BlitzSARAH80.40
08STRAIGHT WINS
TO FINISH
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01 / THE SEASON

Started 5–4.
Finished a champ.

6 regular-season wins + 2 playoff wins.
Eight straight to finish.

11–4REGULAR-SEASON RECORD
#1PLAYOFF SEED · 10 TEAMS
1,979REGULAR-SEASON POINTS · LEAGUE #1
8STRAIGHT WINS TO FINISH

Every week. Every receipt.

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WEEK 05THE BLOWOUT ↗

Playful sports illustration of Adam’s team being blown away +71.60POINTS. OOF.
151.16 — 79.56ERIC WINS

Sorry, Adam.

Tiana the Ticket Thief (Eric)
Adam’s Purple Drink (Adam)

Three of my players outscored his entire team.

WEEK 15THE REMATCH ↻

158 — 147ERIC WINS

Second time’s mine.

Tiana the Ticket Thief (Eric)
In Saleh We Trust (Melissa)

Week 6: −1.60Week 15: +11.00

SEMIFINALTHE ESCAPE ↗

127.02 — 124.88ERIC WINS

By the skin of my teeth.

Tiana the Ticket Thief (Eric)
running up that Hill (Katie)

Projected to lose. Booked a place in the final.

WEEK 17 / THE CHAMPIONSHIP

DEC 27, 2022 – JAN 3, 2023

A COMPLETE
BLOWOUT.

Tiana the Ticket Thief team logo

Tiana the Ticket Thief (Eric)

159.36CHAMPION
BLOWOUT+78.96WINNING MARGIN
Glitz and Blitz team logo

Glitz and Blitz (Sarah)

80.40RUNNER-UP
Illustration of Mike Evans with a halo and angel wings, carrying the Tiana the Ticket Thief team badge up through glowing cloudsHEAVEN SENT.

THE CHAMPIONSHIP GUARDIAN ANGEL

Mike.
Freaking.
Evans.

48.70FANTASY POINTS
207RECEIVING YARDS
3TOUCHDOWNS

10 catches · 34.91 points above projection

TIANA THE TICKET THIEF · CLASS OF 2022

THE NINE.
FOREVER.

THE LEAGUECHAMPIONS2022 — 2023
CHAMPIONSHIP LINEUPWEEK 17 159.36 POINTSSELECT A PLAYER
TAMPA BAY03 / 09
TITLE-GAME HEROMike Evans

MIKEEVANS

48.70FINAL POINTS

THE TITLE-GAME RECEIPT

207 receiving yards · 3 touchdowns · 10 receptions

Week 17 · League scoring

BUILT FOR ONE SUNDAY.REMEMBERED FOREVER.

THE REST OF THE ROOMBENCH & IR
Jalen Hurts

THE FINAL ROSTER

  • Jalen Hurts
  • Diontae Johnson
  • Zay Jones
  • Aaron Rodgers
  • Drake London
  • Gardner Minshew II

Rico Bussey · The original page’s “Team Mascot.”

THE GLORY

THE
HARDWARE.

Illustrated cream retro fridge in a football lounge
EVERYBODY GOT A MAGNET.2022–23
Yahoo Fantasy Football 2022 first-place trophy

THE TROPHY

League champion.

Yahoo Fantasy Football · 2022
First place in The League.

01

Top of the table.

11–4 · No. 1 playoff seed

1,979

Top of the scoring.

League leader in regular-season points.

THE LEAGUE’S MOST WANTED OBJECT

EL
TROFEO.

Bought in Madrid.
Earned in The League.

THE TROPHY TOUR
  1. MADRID. CUP ACQUIRED.
  2. TITLE SECURED.
  3. TROPHY LIFTED. GATORADE POURED.
El Trofeo: the tall silver championship cup, with ornate scroll handles, gold filigree bands and a red wooden base
IN THE CHAMP’S CUSTODY.AI-cleaned cutout from the original trophy photos.

DRAFT-ORDER CHALLENGE 03 SEPT 2022

THIS WIN, UNOFFICIALLY
SPONSORED BY
Dave & Buster’s

HIGH SCORE.
FIRST PICK.

01
ERIC KOSKYMOST TICKETS · FIRST DRAFT PICK
$100TO PLAY
60MINUTES

SpongeBob card sets won me the draft-order contest.

SpongeBob Pineapple Arcade coin pusher with a 3,000-ticket Super Card Bonus display
SPONGEBOB PINEAPPLE ARCADE

THE WINNING COLLECTION

FULL SET.
GARY INCLUDED.

SUPER CARD BONUS3,000TICKETS / COMPLETE SET
All nine SpongeBob Pineapple Arcade cards: SpongeBob, Sandy, Squidward, Patrick, Gary, Plankton, Larry, Pearl, and Mr. Krabs
GARYTHE RARE ONE
✓ SpongeBob✓ Sandy✓ Squidward✓ Patrick★ Gary · RARE✓ Plankton✓ Larry✓ Pearl✓ Mr. Krabs
THE SEASON-CHAMPION PRIZE

MYSTERY SIGNED JERSEY

40,000POOLED LEAGUE TICKETS REDEEMED

Reference game & card images: Andamiro. SpongeBob © Viacom. Bonus shown: 2022 D&B complete-set value.

THE REVIEWS

The league
has thoughts.

From the original victory page.

★★★★★FAMILY APPROVED*
“Although Adam is my favorite Boy. I’m happy my son-in-law became Champ!”
Sally Jo and Eric in the original site's photograph
Sally Jo KantorFrom the original victory page
★★★★★THE VERDICT
“The verdict is in. Eric is the Champ.”
Adam holding a gavel
Adam “L” SwiftFrom the original victory page
★★★★★COMMISSIONER’S OFFICE
“Don’t post the picture of me crying on the website.”
Rachel “Commish”
Kantor-Kosky
Her photo gets a reprieve.

League banter. Very unofficial.

LEAGUE LORETHE SUNDAY UPDATE
King Henry team avatarLEAHKING HENRY

DIDN’T
GET ARRESTED.

A Sunday fender bender.
An all-time league catchphrase.

Leah smiling in her red Bills number 14 jersey beside her matching life-size cardboard cutout LEAH + LEAH.THE REAL PHOTO ↗
Fictional comic of Leah in a red Bills jersey snapping a handcuff chain, with cartoon officers running behind her at a Shell station
AI-ILLUSTRATED LEAGUE JOKE
FICTIONAL SCENE
SUNDAY STATUSNOT ARRESTED
THE LEAGUE REMEMBERS.VERY UNOFFICIAL. VERY QUOTABLE.

THE CHAMPIONSHIP PARTY

12 FEBRUARY 2023

WIN THE LEAGUE.
THROW THE PARTY.

Super Bowl Sunday.
Championship celebration.

Hosted with Rachel. Funded by the winnings.

TROPHY CEREMONYLIVE NATIONAL ANTHEMPURPLE GATORADE BATHKEGSTANDS
With love,The Champ
THE CHAMPIONSHIP CELEBRATION
02PIZZA
ADMIT ONE
VERY PROUD CHAMPION

ERIC’S CHAMPIONSHIP AFTERPARTY

DUNK
THE LEAGUE.

9 rivals.
One very small tank.

The trophy stays dry.
Everyone else? Good luck.
THE LEAGUE • 2022NO REFUNDS. NO RECOUNTS.DUNKS 00
PLEASE KEEP YOUR TAKES ABOVE WATER
Anthony — The First Champ The Best Champ team picture
Anthony
Nicholas — #1 fan of Farb Fan Club team picture
Nicholas
Andrew — Kegel the Elf team picture
Andrew
Katie — running up that Hill team picture
Katie
Adam — Adam’s Purple Drink team picture
Adam
Melissa — In Saleh We Trust team picture
Melissa
Sarah — Glitz and Blitz team picture
Sarah
Leah — King Henry team picture
Leah
Rachel — My team sucks team picture
Rachel
AIM HERE
Illustration of Eric as championship lifeguardCHAMP.
STAYS DRY.

Go on. Hit the target.

FREE PLAY • UNLIMITED PETTINESS

2023 DRAFT PARTY

TREATS ON
THE CHAMP.

I hired a Mister Softee truck for the next draft.
Ice cream for the league. On me.

THE CHAMP
IS BUYING
2022: WON THE LEAGUE.2023: FED THE LEAGUE.
The championship trophy in front of the Mister Softee window, with a smiling person holding an ice-cream cone
THE REAL RECEIPT.MISTER SOFTEE · 2023
SPECIAL DELIVERY EVERYBODY
GETS A CONE.

Parked. Stocked. On the champ.

THE AFTER-AFTERPARTY

THE CHAMP
CAVE.

The trophy’s home.
The league’s away game.

Illustrated football man cave with a trophy, big TV, purple drink keg, ice luge, and giant head-only Cooper Kupp cardboard cutout
CHAMPIONSHIP REPLAY · FINAL
ERIC159.36
—
SARAH80.40
SAME RESULT. EVERY RERUN.
THE CHAMP’S HAPPY PLACEAI-ILLUSTRATED PARTY TRIBUTE
TV REMOTE

Championship replay: Eric 159.36, Sarah 80.40.

STRAIGHT FROM THE CHAMP PARTYICE. ICE. PURPLE.

The coldest victory lap.

PARTY FAVORS FOR THE REST OF THE LEAGUETAKE AN L.
THERE’S PLENTY.

Everyone gets a party favor.

THE LEAGUE · 2022

2022.
CHAMP.

THE CHAMP’S SECRET PLAYCAUGHT IN THE COLD

THE BOTTLE WAS A TRAP.

YOU GOT
ICED.

Eric sends his regards.

TAKE A KNEE.
HONOR SYSTEM

Opens your mail app. You choose whether to send it to Eric. Nothing is sent automatically.

THE ORIGINAL CHAMPIONSHIP GRAPHIC

Eric Kosky Fantasy Football 2022–2023 Champ

THE PARTY ARCHIVE